becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass

(Source: frankoceanfanclub)

(Source: peppercrossin)

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

(Source: helmofhades)

littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*


FUCK

littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

FUCK

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

daemontool:

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baconllamatimelord:

Thought you might be needing this for the morning.

baconllamatimelord:

Thought you might be needing this for the morning.

(Source: arcadeneonn)