hisoker:

THATS HOW THE DO THEY PATTERN THING THE SQUARE THING MY WEEABOO HEART IS YELLING

(Source: vine.co)

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

winterfellis:

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

me:
okay lets start this homework
*2 hours later*
me:
okay lets start this homework
Using the correct pronouns is just as important when the person isnt there to hear it.

(Source: whatmakesmeaman)

(Source: jeou)

(Source: spybook)

In case you haven’t heard this recently:

therealbarbielifts:

You are doing a great job. No matter how small your progress is it’s still progress. I am proud of you and how far you have come. Keep up the great work!

mustelaputoriusfuro:

He’s such a big ferret

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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